I am sorry to disappoint the disappointed rumors of white fang, FSB hunting me down. NKVD torture are just untrue! Even photos with myself & putin along with Lushenko after 1 month of up and down internet where Mcdonalds costs 12 dollars for a Big Mac & Cola (Russian prices) just to get internet. I am at safe harbor in RIGA!! (Latvia) We call this the European Union by the way over here. (Former Germania, former Russian Empire, former Norse lands former Napelopen territory)
30 days till I get to say hello to the TSA, and they bring me to a backroom saying hey, so how was belarus 😉
For those that know last years story, I was questioned for about 10-15 minutes with a TSA border guard on every personal question. Why I would want to leave the usa, how long was I gone etc. What red flagged it. Either a Russian visa. Or my 2 months away. But now I have 2 Russian visas, a Belarussian visa and have been gone 121 days. (1/3th a year or 33%)
I can surely bet going to Belarus where we have a dictatorship, we are using ecconomic force to overthrow Lashenko. I know I will get questioned again 😉
Or does anyone have Obamas number so he can wave his magical wand and say “Let him pass!”
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